Say My Name...

File this one under: "One of the DUMBEST Things I've Ever Heard"

An excerpt from Star Magazine:

As the final weeks before the birth of her second child ticked away, a walk down the aisle was the furthest thing from Nicole Richie's mind.

"Right now, we're really, really focused on our family. We're focused on our foundation," the 27-year old mom told a TV interviewer."

Seriously? What a dumbass.

Our little huntress...

Allow me to explain... Yesterday morning, I was walking into the kitchen, only to be greeted by our sweet little black cat, Kitty Bug. Upon closer inspection, I noticed that she had something furry dangling out of her mouth. Given past experiences, I assumed it was a poor little dead mole she was bringing to us, but I was wrong. Turns out it was poor little chipmunk instead.

I hurried up to her and she gladly let me grab it from her mouth, so proud of herself for her "catch". As I was running for the door while holding the chipmunk by its tail as it dangled limply, I could see that its little cheeks were packed full of food. Well, that made me feel even worse, that my Kitty would prey on this poor little creature while it was just innocently hunting & gathering!

I rushed to get the poor thing outside and away from Kitty, lest I return home later from work to find a half-eaten chipmunk on my bed. As I laid it out on the deck, a little green acorn rolled out of its mouth.... and then it raised its head and started looking around! Within moments, it quickly scampered off back into the backyard, alive and well! I was so excited to find that my murderous Kitty had not struck once again -- yet (guess she was just going to bat the little guy around & torture it until it bit the dust).

I bet I know one little chipmunk who won't be back to our yard.