people can be so pleasant...

Me: "Hello, {Company Name}, may I help you?"
Bitch: "Someone called me from there."
Me: "Okay, have you been talking to anyone in Sales or Service?"
Bitch: [disgustedly] "Umm, NO."
Me: "Well, then I don't know, maybe it was a misdial."
Bitch: [even more disgustedly] "You don't make outgoing calls?"
Me: "I do, but so do the other 30 people who work here and I didn't call you."
Bitch: "Ugh. What-ever." Click.