I'm still here, Robert...

Women want Robert Pattinson and men want to be him. But there's at least one lady who's not falling all over herself to be with the well-coifed idol — "Twilight" co-star Kristen Stewart.

According to LimeLife, Pattinson, has given Stewart a "love ultimatum." Ditch her real life boyfriend, or Pattinson's going to, well, we're not exactly sure what he'll do. Stop pining and move on? Write some bad poetry? Start dating Megan Fox? When we know, you'll know.