Friday Night.

7 pm... Husband gets home, sits down in chair & sighs just as Wife hits 'Play' on the DVR...

Me: Wanna watch a movie?
  Him: What is it?
Me: "Zodiac". It's about the serial killer. {reads film synopsis} Geesh, it's 2 and a half hours long.
  Him: {gets up with a grunt} Nah. I got sh*t to do. I'll be outside in the garage.

Exit Husband.