Am I Awry?

A trashy tabloid savant like myself should be eating up the Academy Awards, shouldn't I? I'm trying (why, I don't know), but they just aren't doing all that much for me... Maybe when they do the obligatory "death montage" at the end, the weepiness will kick in. Honestly (and quite sadly), I think maybe it's not gossipy & trashy enough for my taste. Ha!!!