So accurate, it's eerie...

We all get these email forwards every now & then, but this horoscope email was freakishly & amusingly appropriate for this Aquarian (i.e. me):

AQUARIUS -- Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-term relationships. Can be clumbsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Love their pets usually more then their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, but will Knock your lights out.

Finally, my horoscope is worth reading...

Quickie (Aquarius): Your brilliance cannot be underestimated today -- it's like a gift to your people.

Daily Work: You're a sucker for sentiment, and you'll fall hard for sweet stories. Whether it's an employee begging the afternoon off or an applicant with a bittersweet route to success, you'll eat up every syrupy drip.

Whatever. If I don't get the afternoon off, then no one else does either. But I AM brilliant and underestimated. ;)