Finally, my horoscope is worth reading...

Quickie (Aquarius): Your brilliance cannot be underestimated today -- it's like a gift to your people.

Daily Work: You're a sucker for sentiment, and you'll fall hard for sweet stories. Whether it's an employee begging the afternoon off or an applicant with a bittersweet route to success, you'll eat up every syrupy drip.

Whatever. If I don't get the afternoon off, then no one else does either. But I AM brilliant and underestimated. ;)