Poor child...

The above is an actual screen capture from the Fox News website... "Who ISN'T the Daddy?" That's pretty rough...

Then again, I guess it's better to have too many people claiming to be your father than none, huh? If I were poor little Dannielynn, I think I would hope that the George W. Bush look-alike prince was my real daddy. Or the photog -- he seems like a pretty decent guy. But Howard K. Stern? Yeah, that would be my last choice. (Where is his neck anyway? Am I the only one who thinks you can never see a neck on the guy? Just a head on a pair of shoulders... I guess if the baby also lacks in the neck department, it might really be his...)