Tales From The Meridian Gumbo Cook-Off: Part Deux

Allen: "Man, if you bring nothing but fucking brown gravy again tomorrow [as a roux for the gumbo], I'm gonna whip your ass."
Matt: "I know, man. I'm sorry..."
Jon: "Did you even read the fucking ingredients?" [presenting the completely unfollowed directions to Matt]
Matt: "Yeah, uh, no."