cramps = contagious?

A girl who works with me just went home because of menstrual cRaMpS, so she left early to go ovulate in pain alone at home. And that has led me to wonder something: Is it possible to get "ghost cramps" because someone around you won't quit talking about theirs? A psychosomatic side-effect perhaps? I mean, seriously. Because those lemon poppyseed muffins are looking damn good right now, and my ovaries are tricking me into thinking that they hurt. Something to ponder...

Update: I bought 2 poppyseed muffins on the way home and devoured them. Yum.