Spam-a-Lot

Oh yeah, we all get it -- unsolicited messages about prescription medications, septic tanks (still one I don't understand b/c, is there that large of a demand for this?), penis enlargement options (they still haven't figured out that I would have no use for this being that I AM FEMALE and do not have possession of a penis), herbal dietary & energy supplements (are they trying to tell me something?), home mortgage rates, etc. That's right -- SPAM. And let's face it: who can help but love any terminology that was derived from a "Monty Python" skit, right!? "Spam, spam, spam..." [Which, by the way, I must proudly add that I correctly answered this as a "Final Jeopardy!" question to beat out our resident workplace "Jeopardy!" fanatic and MENSA member... hee, hee...]

But now, dear reader, I have started receiving spam e-mails about BEER. I was very impressed because, HOW DID THEY KNOW???? I mean, I have no need for car/health insurance quotes, Viagra, Cialis, diet pills (yeah, let's not even go there), refinancing, etc., but BEER? Oh my, yes, please...