The Really Sad Part Is...

... that these two whores are fighting over THAT! That thing to the left there!!! I mean, come on, "ladies", have some standards for yourselves, please. (I use the word "fighting" loosely because, as this article says, "Hilton... never made any attempt at retaliation." Pussy.)

I'm sure whatever diseases Travis Barker caught when he got his cool tats could potentially breed & mutate with God-knows-whatever is living inside the crevices & corners of a skank-ho like Paris Hilton & kill us all like Bird Flu gone mad!!!

Two words: Fucking Gross.