A Present! For Me!? Gee, Thanks...

I walked outside this morning to find this lovely little present awaiting me on my doorstep, no doubt from my new little black porch kitty -- or so I'm guessing since it was laying front & center with stray feathers everywhere and a little cow lick on the bird itself.

On the one hand, I'm flattered, Kitty, I really am. On the other hand, poor little bird.