Tuesday, December 20, 2005

A Relative Who Doesn't Talk Back... YET.

I am in love with this little boy, Matthew. I would say my nephew, but as my good pal, the should-have-been June Carter Cash, pointed out to me, I'm an only child who is not married, so technically, I don't have a nephew. But he's my cousin's youngest son, and she & I are more like sisters, so he IS my nephew, dammit! And he laughs and smiles and is ticklish and rosy-cheeked, and I love, love, love him! Plus (and this is a big plus), I have only heard him cry once. ONCE. And even then he would pause mid-wail b/c he would start cracking himself up...


Blogger Kimpossible said...

Quit postin' so much funny stuff. I can't keep up. I'm a slacker blogger these days.

Did you get the card yet? I sent it out pronto.

Somebody's got a birthday soon ...

'er ... I think. I mean, of course, MINE is just a month away, but aren't you aquarius too?

Why can't I just email like a normal person?

3:20 PM  
Blogger *the queen* said...

Yes, I am an Aquarius, too -- do you not remember each & every one of my "100 Things About Me" entry!? Hee, hee... And I'm NOT excited about our last year before turning 30 years old (you beat me, though -- hee, hee).

I have been on the lookout for your card, but it has not yet arrived. Did you get mine? It's utterly tacky -- but I want you to know, I took that picture myself in my parents' backyard and only sent it to a select few friends who have a sense of humor. (You'll appreciate that fact more once you've seen it)

3:29 PM  
Blogger Memphis Steve said...

Hey, I'm ticklish and have rosy cheeks, too! What about me?

5:25 PM  
Blogger Memphis Steve said...

Both of you are aquarius? Me too. When's your b-day?

5:26 PM  
Blogger Kimpossible said...

wHO IS THIS naked-poopin'-on-a-TOILET-outside guy? Figures that he's aquarius.

Please tell me that that card you sent does not have a picture of you and a dog named Gidget Ann. I have now received two photo Christmas cards from people and their dogs named Gidget Ann. What are teh chances of that? I mean, I want to see all of your animals, but not if any of them are named Gidget Ann. ;-)

9:48 PM  
Blogger *the queen* said...

No, my card does not involve a "Gidget Ann" (you got TWO w/ that name on them? Wow.), but rather something much more offensive and sans critters. Just wait.

9:56 AM  
Blogger Mother Goose said...

OK ... got the card. Do you just keep a toilet in your yard or what? Hilarious. I have showed it to everyone. Which includes Husband and the secretary at the visitor center of the park. We don't have a lot of friends. Still. Not that it matters.

Merry Christmas!

3:36 PM  
Blogger *the queen* said...

Good Lord, no, the commode was not in MY yard -- it was in MY PARENTS' yard! They added onto their house and turned a bathroom into a closet (leaving the toilet homeless), and I spotted that jewel sitting outside all alone. And of course, what thought pops into your mind when you see a lonely toilet? Let's plop a poinsettia in it, take a picture, make it into a card, and tell my nearest & dearest to "Have a Shitty Christmas!!!" I mean that with nothing but love, really...

Merry Christmas to you, too!!!

4:30 PM  

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