Odds & Ends...

• My new RING... 50.53 carats? Juuuuust right... Hee, hee...
• Dumbass of the Day!!!
• Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin had a little boy & managed to pick out another weird-ass name -- Moses Martin. If you're trying to make sure your kid gets picked on, way to go!!!
• "Spider Hole" o' Marijuana
• "Three weeks old Bonobo baby Luebo is ruffled by his mother Lisala in a zoo in Wuppertal, Germany, Friday, April 7, 2006." If you've never read or heard much about Bonobos, I highly suggest you take a peek at them. They are amazing creatures with striking similarities to humans -- behavioral, social, physiological, etc...
• What? The housing market in Baghdad isn't booming? Well, maybe not in the good way...
• Someone stole Jerry Garcia's toilet. There are so many things wrong with this, I scarcely know where to begin: 1.) it was awaiting its trip to be displayed in a casino's traveling exhibit [meaning people will pay to see where Jerry Garcia shat]; 2.) it was a salmon-colored toilet; 3.) there is a $250 REWARD for this toilet... okay, I'll stop there.
• Katrina Animal Rescue montage of pictures...
• So the illegal immigrants used today to protest/demonstrate, huh? More protesters -- now that's what this country needs!!! They claim to do jobs we don't want to do, yet they took off of that work to protest. I'm surprised they haven't formed a fucking union yet. I have no problem with LEGAL immigrants, but illegal? Why should they be granted rights for breaking our laws? Am I the only one who thinks this can of worms should be an open-and-shut case?