Southern-Fried Couple

This is what can happen when you put two people who were dressed for work out in the August heat for about 30-45 minutes here in Mississippi. We turn into the equivalent of wet rats (not to mention I was wearing a blazer from which I had to disrobe b/c it was just too fucking hot, only to look like I was walking around in a negligee with black pants -- a real career-making outfit). Mmmmm, can you smell us through the computer screen? Yummy.
I watched some show on the 40 Most Shocking Celebrity Mug Shots yesterday on VH1, and I think our pictures above would rival approx. 34 of the ones featured on t.v.!!! Except that we weren't drunk, high, starting fights, or playing bongos in the nude.