"No Bitching Zone"? Yeah, right...

Picture it: Vodka, Martini (extra dirty/extra dry, of course), and Bud Light are sitting around a table at a local bar. Martini & Bud Light are venting about their tales of woe just for shits & giggles when Vodka decides to whip out a marker and designate a "No Bitching Zone" around Martini & Bud Light (but mostly aimed at Martini, methinks):

As the night progresses (or degresses, depending on how you look at it) and several drinks later, the "No Bitching Zone" was morphed into the "No. #1 Queen Bitch Zone", thanks to the artwork and design team of Martini & Bud Light. Much better:

In other news, if you listen to our local news, "the sky is falling" and we are all going to blow away this afternoon here in Mississippi... Below is a radar image of the lovely storm headed our way (I sure thought we'd filled our quota for storms for awhile -- guess not). Look at all the pretty colors -- ha! I live in the town where the little red dot is... oh, the impending doom...