Confucius say...

After a particularly crappy day, that is my fortune cookie from last night. Is that telling or what? A crushed fortune cookie. [of course, it's my fault since I threw it in my purse & then chunked my wallet on top of it.]

Fortune inside: "Good news will come to you by mail."

Uh, okay. Let's see, I got my water bill this morning -- does that count?